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Wednesday - 4:54 p.m.

I need to move. This town is going to shit.

There is an outbreak of the West Nile Virus here that is taking out the elderly and killing off the penguins at the zoo.

The local media is going Looney about it. Apparently, the way the media is acting, West Nile makes all the skin melt off of your face, just like what happened to the bad guys at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

That sucks. I like penguins.

Not that it has anything to do with the West Nile virus, but since last Friday, they have found five dead bodies in or around my neighborhood. This morning they found one hanging by its legs from a rope underneath a bridge overpass.

In addition to that, the serial rapist that has been terrorizing campus struck again over the weekend while I was in Akron. This now brings his total to six attacks since May.

Mitchell's roommates (who are also his bandmates) live in the area and have formed a vigilante squad. The rapist's modus operandi is that he strikes in the early morning hours, so Calvin Walker has said that they'll be patrolling the neighborhood each morning.

Calvin Walker is a very scary individual, and once told me that there was nothing that twenty gallons of kerosene couldn't fix.

Speaking of Mitchell's bandmates (who are also his roommates), one of them has done something very bad. On Tuesday, Wolfgang was arrested for having a gun loaded with drugs. I don’t think Wolfgang really understood that “shoot up” was just a figure of speech. They are going to have to charge him with either gun possession, or drug possession, or both - so I'm guessing he'll be gone for a while.

My neighbor's dogs have not stopped barking since I got back from Akron, and I have not stopped drinking.

Apparently, it wasn’t the odor in Akron that was causing the voices.

I'm going to be late for work.

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