I took another online quiz. This time to see what mythological creature I am.
The quiz revealed that I am a centaur but gave me no little statement about why I am a centaur or how a centaur behaves.
What's up with that?
So, thanks to my ongoing search for my true inner self (through the use of online quizzes), I have discovered that in addition to being Indiana Jones and a Winona Ryder character from an eighties movie, I'm also a no-bullshit kind of girl like Shirley Manson, and a centaur.
It's not every day you learn that you're a centaur - whatever the hell that is.
I called Elkie and told her that I was a centaur. She nervously congratulated me. I then asked her what the hell a centaur was because I knew Elkie would know. Unlike me, Elkie paid a lot more attention in high school.
She told me that centaurs are a mythical race that is half horse and half man. They look like horses whose shoulders merge into men's upper bodies rather than a normal horse's head. I asked her if that meant they could run in the Kentucky Derby without a jockey.
Ignoring my question, she explained that the centaurs resulted from a liaison between K'ipha, the sun god, and Stilbe, a naiad. I drifted off at that point; Elkie talking about centaur sex was making me kind of hot and boring me to tears simultaneously.
I think I'll buy a fedora and tell people I'm Indiana Jones. It takes a lot less time than telling people I'm a centaur.
8:54 p.m. - Wednesday
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